Here's the story
of a lovely hobbit
who was dreaming of six very lovely girls
and some boys too, eight should do it
footfur all in curls
Here's the story
of Sam and Frodo
who'd be busy with dreaming of their own
they were two lads, questing off together
but they were all alone
Until the one day when the lass,
she met these fellows
and they knew that it was much more
than a hunch
that these three should somehow form a family
that's the way they all became the Gardner bunch.
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