Limericks by Slipstream (slipstream_chan@hotmail.com)
There once was a hobbit named Rosie
Whose cheeks were as bright as two posies.
She bedded two lads
Her sons had two dads
And they all slept together quite cozy.
Frodo said, "If I had my way,
I’d mope about angsting all day."
Sam sighed, "You goose."
Rose smiled, "Oh you two...
Now, let’s go have a roll in the hay."
Why was she in trouble, Del thought in a snitch.
It wasn’t like he’d even flinched.
It was just that with the sass
His tush twitched as he passed
Sammie’s bum had just begged to be pinched.
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Pretty Good Year